Monday, October 10, 2011

i has been hacked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bArly jIm alerted the 'caster about his account being hacked by the Malloy henchmen. thankfully my new testaments "Bedcore" and "Unholy Temptation" were unharmed. they will see the light of day!

see you in starvation,

-Tacocastr

Friday, September 16, 2011

update #015

teh neu TACOcASter batch of rekordins are now FUKKKKin out!!!!!!!!!!11 heers thuh kover :-


                                          for G O D ;)

http://www.archive.org/details/Tacocaster-HurricaneIrate

Sunday, September 11, 2011

update #014

sum politiakal artwerk. dont read too much into it, it is simply shit 4 shits sake! perhaps angry politikal shitkore? done in teh anarchist way (if said doodooheads had da ballz 2!) fuk W unt fuk BamBam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 #>:?)



"wot is this shit?" - som dumb fag, The Daily Mail


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Friday, September 9, 2011

update #013

http://www.furry.com/  FFF FURRY MUCK SM! U CAN REGISTER UR OWN CAREACTER TO BE 4 THE AGES 13 TO 60! OR WAT SHE SAID ! OH YEAH AND TODAY I BUILT AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN MY UNDERWEAR. I CALL IT, ALTERVERSE (INSERT SAD PITY LAUGH HEREE)

I MADE MOAR ART 2DAY

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

update #010

                                                                           fukk
listen to loving soundloads at my fukkin soundcloud ackount you dish washing barrow boys!
http://www.soundcloud.com/tacocaster

this site is useful as well. we could all lern mucho form him.
http://www.internetisshit.org/

Monday, September 5, 2011

update #009

Q&A w/ Nick Dickerson (random mssg. chat interview) *NOTE: i'm pretty sure teh dude doing the interview stole all these questions from a website. absolutely pathetic! not at all original or interesting. thanks asshole!Q: what is the name of your band?

A: Tacocaster.

Q: Tell me a brief history of your band.

A: I've been making goddamn horrible bullshit since 1996. I also run my own cult which worships food and sodium in particular.

Q: Who are your musical and non-musical influences?

A: I can dig most noise, harsh noise wall, core, wave, and fist-pumping hair jazz. non-musical? i dunno, probably that guy who nailed himself to the volkswagon in the 60's or whatever. and hermann nitsch who is the shit as far as i'm concerned!

Q: What are your dreams and goals?

A: What the fuck kind of question is that? i'm not answering that. next please.

Q: Who writes the songs, what are they about?

A: If there's one person in the band, you can probably guess who writes what. The songs themselves are powerful homages to past food, the dead, natural law and my bum.

Q: What's your opinion of George Bush?

A: Well considering he's not president anymore, I don't really care. Obama is a cunt though.

Q: How do you promote your band and shows?

A: I have a blog which you can stumble across on the web. If i actually have a show, i let everyone know about it. or not. sometimes i just take the show and never actually do it.

Q: Describe your show, visually and musically.

A: have you seen a grown man induce his own seizure? there's your answer.

Q: What do you think about downloading music online?~

A: physical formats trash our enviroment. it's needless. downloading is more fun. i don't need the money! for fuck's sake dude, it's NOISE and SHIT.

Q: What's your outlook on the record industry today?

A: same as it always was; awful.

Q: What's your claim to fame?

A: I met Bill O' Reilly's daughter at party 8 years ago and smoked herb with her. funny chick. i also opened for that MTV band The Bronx at the Fairfield Theatre a year or two ago. what a bunch of dicks. i ate the lead guitar player's Subway sandwich before he got off stage which was cool.

Q: Tell me a story about a day in your life.

A: no thanks.

Q: What inspires you to do what you do?

A: being annoying, needless and completely useless. it's fun being a dumb ass!

Q: What advice would you give to fellow bands?

A: break up. and no reunion shows. ever.

Q: What are some of your pet peeves?

A: probably being asked the most generic questions possible.

Q: How does music affect you and the world around you?

A: anytime i play my music, i laugh. whenever i play it for other people, a small part of them dies on the inside.

Q: What's new in the recording of your music?

A: using a computer for once and not an old tape deck with a 5" inch microphone.

Q: What are the biggest obstacles for bands?

A: having an actual fanbase. and people going to shows and actually staying for a majority of the bands and not leaving after their gay-ass friend's band has performed. if anything is killing the "scene", it's that in a nutshell.

Q: What's the best and worst thing about playing clubs?

A: putting up with all the stupid indie dance-rock assholes who show up with their keyboards, bad hipster clothing, and playing straight up My Morning Jacket meets Dan Deacon crap. fuck both those bands. i don't care how weird Dan Deacon is, his stuff still sucks.

Q: Tell us about your next shows and why we should be there.A: go to hell. you live on the west coast and i'm sure as fuck not flying to Mexifornia to play for you and a couple of your fake loser friends. piss off.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Friday, September 2, 2011

update #004

                                          2 MANY FUCKIN PPL - FUCK UNITY

update #003

sam art az be4 axecept dis tyme itz jus ndouchier and massed aboutr. ki ck on that camel toe cleaveland joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

update #002

THIS IZ EMPORTANT! MUST REED! BECAREFUL THOUGH; OUR YOUNGER PPL MAY NOT BE READY FOR TEH TAINTALIZIN PICS ;)

http://scanwiches.com/

hheer's sum art i did today. i truly hipe you like it. if you dont i will be forced to eat crickets.

update #001

http://www.dicesimulator.com/


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