Friday, September 16, 2011

update #015

teh neu TACOcASter batch of rekordins are now FUKKKKin out!!!!!!!!!!11 heers thuh kover :-


                                          for G O D ;)

http://www.archive.org/details/Tacocaster-HurricaneIrate

Sunday, September 11, 2011

update #014

sum politiakal artwerk. dont read too much into it, it is simply shit 4 shits sake! perhaps angry politikal shitkore? done in teh anarchist way (if said doodooheads had da ballz 2!) fuk W unt fuk BamBam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 #>:?)



"wot is this shit?" - som dumb fag, The Daily Mail


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Friday, September 9, 2011

update #013

http://www.furry.com/  FFF FURRY MUCK SM! U CAN REGISTER UR OWN CAREACTER TO BE 4 THE AGES 13 TO 60! OR WAT SHE SAID ! OH YEAH AND TODAY I BUILT AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN MY UNDERWEAR. I CALL IT, ALTERVERSE (INSERT SAD PITY LAUGH HEREE)

I MADE MOAR ART 2DAY

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

update #010

                                                                           fukk
listen to loving soundloads at my fukkin soundcloud ackount you dish washing barrow boys!
http://www.soundcloud.com/tacocaster

this site is useful as well. we could all lern mucho form him.
http://www.internetisshit.org/

Monday, September 5, 2011

update #009

Q&A w/ Nick Dickerson (random mssg. chat interview) *NOTE: i'm pretty sure teh dude doing the interview stole all these questions from a website. absolutely pathetic! not at all original or interesting. thanks asshole!Q: what is the name of your band?

A: Tacocaster.

Q: Tell me a brief history of your band.

A: I've been making goddamn horrible bullshit since 1996. I also run my own cult which worships food and sodium in particular.

Q: Who are your musical and non-musical influences?

A: I can dig most noise, harsh noise wall, core, wave, and fist-pumping hair jazz. non-musical? i dunno, probably that guy who nailed himself to the volkswagon in the 60's or whatever. and hermann nitsch who is the shit as far as i'm concerned!

Q: What are your dreams and goals?

A: What the fuck kind of question is that? i'm not answering that. next please.

Q: Who writes the songs, what are they about?

A: If there's one person in the band, you can probably guess who writes what. The songs themselves are powerful homages to past food, the dead, natural law and my bum.

Q: What's your opinion of George Bush?

A: Well considering he's not president anymore, I don't really care. Obama is a cunt though.

Q: How do you promote your band and shows?

A: I have a blog which you can stumble across on the web. If i actually have a show, i let everyone know about it. or not. sometimes i just take the show and never actually do it.

Q: Describe your show, visually and musically.

A: have you seen a grown man induce his own seizure? there's your answer.

Q: What do you think about downloading music online?~

A: physical formats trash our enviroment. it's needless. downloading is more fun. i don't need the money! for fuck's sake dude, it's NOISE and SHIT.

Q: What's your outlook on the record industry today?

A: same as it always was; awful.

Q: What's your claim to fame?

A: I met Bill O' Reilly's daughter at party 8 years ago and smoked herb with her. funny chick. i also opened for that MTV band The Bronx at the Fairfield Theatre a year or two ago. what a bunch of dicks. i ate the lead guitar player's Subway sandwich before he got off stage which was cool.

Q: Tell me a story about a day in your life.

A: no thanks.

Q: What inspires you to do what you do?

A: being annoying, needless and completely useless. it's fun being a dumb ass!

Q: What advice would you give to fellow bands?

A: break up. and no reunion shows. ever.

Q: What are some of your pet peeves?

A: probably being asked the most generic questions possible.

Q: How does music affect you and the world around you?

A: anytime i play my music, i laugh. whenever i play it for other people, a small part of them dies on the inside.

Q: What's new in the recording of your music?

A: using a computer for once and not an old tape deck with a 5" inch microphone.

Q: What are the biggest obstacles for bands?

A: having an actual fanbase. and people going to shows and actually staying for a majority of the bands and not leaving after their gay-ass friend's band has performed. if anything is killing the "scene", it's that in a nutshell.

Q: What's the best and worst thing about playing clubs?

A: putting up with all the stupid indie dance-rock assholes who show up with their keyboards, bad hipster clothing, and playing straight up My Morning Jacket meets Dan Deacon crap. fuck both those bands. i don't care how weird Dan Deacon is, his stuff still sucks.

Q: Tell us about your next shows and why we should be there.A: go to hell. you live on the west coast and i'm sure as fuck not flying to Mexifornia to play for you and a couple of your fake loser friends. piss off.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Friday, September 2, 2011

update #004

                                          2 MANY FUCKIN PPL - FUCK UNITY

update #003

sam art az be4 axecept dis tyme itz jus ndouchier and massed aboutr. ki ck on that camel toe cleaveland joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

update #002

THIS IZ EMPORTANT! MUST REED! BECAREFUL THOUGH; OUR YOUNGER PPL MAY NOT BE READY FOR TEH TAINTALIZIN PICS ;)

http://scanwiches.com/

hheer's sum art i did today. i truly hipe you like it. if you dont i will be forced to eat crickets.

update #001

http://www.dicesimulator.com/


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