Q&A w/ Nick Dickerson (random mssg. chat interview) *NOTE: i'm pretty sure teh dude doing the interview stole all these questions from a website. absolutely pathetic! not at all original or interesting. thanks asshole!Q: what is the name of your band?
A: Tacocaster.
Q: Tell me a brief history of your band.
A: I've been making goddamn horrible bullshit since 1996. I also run my own cult which worships food and sodium in particular.
Q: Who are your musical and non-musical influences?
A: I can dig most noise, harsh noise wall, core, wave, and fist-pumping hair jazz. non-musical? i dunno, probably that guy who nailed himself to the volkswagon in the 60's or whatever. and hermann nitsch who is the shit as far as i'm concerned!
Q: What are your dreams and goals?
A: What the fuck kind of question is that? i'm not answering that. next please.
Q: Who writes the songs, what are they about?
A: If there's one person in the band, you can probably guess who writes what. The songs themselves are powerful homages to past food, the dead, natural law and my bum.
Q: What's your opinion of George Bush?
A: Well considering he's not president anymore, I don't really care. Obama is a cunt though.
Q: How do you promote your band and shows?
A: I have a blog which you can stumble across on the web. If i actually have a show, i let everyone know about it. or not. sometimes i just take the show and never actually do it.
Q: Describe your show, visually and musically.
A: have you seen a grown man induce his own seizure? there's your answer.
Q: What do you think about downloading music online?~
A: physical formats trash our enviroment. it's needless. downloading is more fun. i don't need the money! for fuck's sake dude, it's NOISE and SHIT.
Q: What's your outlook on the record industry today?
A: same as it always was; awful.
Q: What's your claim to fame?
A: I met Bill O' Reilly's daughter at party 8 years ago and smoked herb with her. funny chick. i also opened for that MTV band The Bronx at the Fairfield Theatre a year or two ago. what a bunch of dicks. i ate the lead guitar player's Subway sandwich before he got off stage which was cool.
Q: Tell me a story about a day in your life.
A: no thanks.
Q: What inspires you to do what you do?
A: being annoying, needless and completely useless. it's fun being a dumb ass!
Q: What advice would you give to fellow bands?
A: break up. and no reunion shows. ever.
Q: What are some of your pet peeves?
A: probably being asked the most generic questions possible.
Q: How does music affect you and the world around you?
A: anytime i play my music, i laugh. whenever i play it for other people, a small part of them dies on the inside.
Q: What's new in the recording of your music?
A: using a computer for once and not an old tape deck with a 5" inch microphone.
Q: What are the biggest obstacles for bands?
A: having an actual fanbase. and people going to shows and actually staying for a majority of the bands and not leaving after their gay-ass friend's band has performed. if anything is killing the "scene", it's that in a nutshell.
Q: What's the best and worst thing about playing clubs?
A: putting up with all the stupid indie dance-rock assholes who show up with their keyboards, bad hipster clothing, and playing straight up My Morning Jacket meets Dan Deacon crap. fuck both those bands. i don't care how weird Dan Deacon is, his stuff still sucks.
Q: Tell us about your next shows and why we should be there.A: go to hell. you live on the west coast and i'm sure as fuck not flying to Mexifornia to play for you and a couple of your fake loser friends. piss off.
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